@ John Robert... This is Stilton's therapy. If he didn't have this means to vent, he'd be in a clock tower somewhere with a high-powered rifle...right next to me. It's clear to my sick mind that Johnny wants brace-girl in the worst way. Unfortunately, that's the only way he could have her.
@John Robert Mallernee- I'm proud to say that "SG Jarlsberg" is my wonderful daughter, who works in the healthcare industry - and I'll pass along your wishes to her!
And as far as being in therapy, let's move directly to...
@Angry Hoosier Dad- You're right. "Johnny Optimism" is my therapy. And I'm definitely not a high-powered rifle guy, but could easily end up in a clock tower with a bullhorn and a lot of banana cream pies to throw.
And yes, I think "the worst way" is the only way Johnny and brace girl could get together. Then again, the vagaries of the human heart frequently surprise me.
@TrickyRicky- Johnny's heart is too pure for that latter suggestion, although he might well leave her another organ if she needs one.
Mmmmmm, takes me back.... I remember when "I want to share your diseases" was an acceptable proposition to swap spit and other bodily fluids (not that we REALLY wanted to 'share' THOSE diseases - in the words of Eddie Murphy "They USED to have VD - but penicillin, as painful as it was, would take care of that. Then they came up w/ Herpes - and you can't cure THAT sh*t. Now, they've got AIDS, which only they can't cure, but it Will KILL you! What's next? Some high-tech disease, you slip it in, and *boom* it just blows it right off you? "Hmmm, maybe I'd better get that checked" You, lokking down to where your manhood USED to be, "you THINK so, bi-atch?")
But, at any rate, his romantic sentiments kinda took me back...
@Stan da Man- I can assure you that whatever may be growing in that petri dish, it's something interestingly bacteriological but not an STD of any kind.
Then again, AIDS wasn't an STD until someone, somewhere got frisky with a gorilla... when what they REALLY needed was glasses.
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And she deserves it, too!
Dr. Jarlsberg:
Are you, "S. G. Jarlsberg"?
If so, then, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"
May you continue to be blessed with many, MANY more yet to come!
By the way, today's comic strip was exceptionally humorous and psychotic.
Have you been in therapy for very long?
Thank you.
John Robert Mallernee
Armed Forces Retirement Home
Gulfport, Mississippi 39507
@ John Robert...
This is Stilton's therapy. If he didn't have this means to vent, he'd be in a clock tower somewhere with a high-powered rifle...right next to me.
It's clear to my sick mind that Johnny wants brace-girl in the worst way. Unfortunately, that's the only way he could have her.
Is he giving her something in his will......or with his willy?
@Shayne- It's the gift that keeps on giving.
@John Robert Mallernee- I'm proud to say that "SG Jarlsberg" is my wonderful daughter, who works in the healthcare industry - and I'll pass along your wishes to her!
And as far as being in therapy, let's move directly to...
@Angry Hoosier Dad- You're right. "Johnny Optimism" is my therapy. And I'm definitely not a high-powered rifle guy, but could easily end up in a clock tower with a bullhorn and a lot of banana cream pies to throw.
And yes, I think "the worst way" is the only way Johnny and brace girl could get together. Then again, the vagaries of the human heart frequently surprise me.
@TrickyRicky- Johnny's heart is too pure for that latter suggestion, although he might well leave her another organ if she needs one.
Mmmmmm, takes me back....
I remember when "I want to share your diseases" was an acceptable proposition to swap spit and other bodily fluids (not that we REALLY wanted to 'share' THOSE diseases - in the words of Eddie Murphy "They USED to have VD - but penicillin, as painful as it was, would take care of that. Then they came up w/ Herpes - and you can't cure THAT sh*t. Now, they've got AIDS, which only they can't cure, but it Will KILL you! What's next? Some high-tech disease, you slip it in, and *boom* it just blows it right off you? "Hmmm, maybe I'd better get that checked" You, lokking down to where your manhood USED to be, "you THINK so, bi-atch?")
But, at any rate, his romantic sentiments kinda took me back...
@Stan da Man- I can assure you that whatever may be growing in that petri dish, it's something interestingly bacteriological but not an STD of any kind.
Then again, AIDS wasn't an STD until someone, somewhere got frisky with a gorilla... when what they REALLY needed was glasses.
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