Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Demands

5 comments:

Angry Hoosier Dad said...

All parents have to deal with diaper bombs. It's the IED's (Incredible Excretory Discharges) that will give you nightmares.

TrickyRicky said...

That's on top of my list each and every morning.....unfortunately our daughter had been out of the house for 12 years now.

Suzy said...

Wow. He's easy. I thought he was going to ask for an iPod touch or something to do his eTrade stocks on.....

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Angry Hoosier Dad- See, this is what leads to Parental Traumatic Stress Disorder. Even today, I can't smell boiling cauliflower without getting the shakes.

@TrickyRicky- Even though those disposable diapers say "biodegradable," you're meant to take them out of the house.

@Suzy- Hey, he's an infant with simple needs. Albeit a singularly demanding infant.

Stan da Man said...

Priorities, Suzy - he's STARTING there. sounds like a plan, to me, personally.

Reminds me of a joke - 3 guys sitting around at 'the home', first one complains that his prostate makes it difficult, often takes several minutes to pee. Second guy says he's constipated, takes 1/2 hour to poop. Third guys is all "You have it easy, every morning at 6:30 I pee like a racehorse, five minutes later, I have a massive movemnet, nice and easy."
"Well, what's teh problem w/ that, sounds great!"
"I don't wake up until 7"