What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
Angie's over there, next to Patty O'Furniture.
Dated her in college, she became a heart expert by breaking tehm everywhere she went. Damn skinny redheads, anyway... >snif!<
I miss my old college sweetheart....Erin Go Braless.
I had to keep fending off this one legged woman Eilleen and her Japanese cousin Irene.
Dan:What do you call an armless & legless swimmer?Bob.
@My Dog Brewski- Yeah, Patty always preferred to work outdoors.@Stan da Man- And what's the deal where they hold their arms rigidly at their sides while their legs are flying in every direction?@TrickyRicky- Hey, I remember Erin! She had acute angina...@Dan Mathewson- I think I knew her sister, Peg.@Angry Hoosier Dad- What do you call an armless & legless swimmer in a hot tub? Stu.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, who is nailed to the wall? Art
What do you call a guy with his legs cut off at the knees? Neil
What do you call TWO guys, both with no arms or legs, who are nailed to the wall on either side of the window? Curt an' RodOK, OK, I'll stop now.
@TrickyRicky- Have you met my armless, legless friend out by my front door? Matt.
@Tricky Ricky- Armless, legless guy on top of a gift box? Beau.
@Stilton - Armless, legless guy at the beach? Sandy.
@Tricky Ricky- Armless, legless guy with sarcastic parents? Able.Armless, legless guy on the grill? Chuck.Armless, legless guy who crawls on your furniture? Dustin.Armless, legless guy used to prop up your car? Jack.
Enough...I give. Although there is an alternative answer to AHD's swimmer, in case someone answers Bob....you call him (rhymes with plucked).
@TrickyRicky- Hey, I know that joke! (The one with the rhyming answer). Regarding the string of one liners, I ran out of ones I knew a while ago and had to start making up new ones by going through a list of names (though I must admit it was fun). I was particularly proud of "Dustin."I may need to add an armless, legless kid to Johnny's world just to use some of these...
You guys missed a couple classics:...on a pile of leaves: Russel...at the bottom of a ditch: Phil
@Anonymous - I hadn't heard those! Sweet!
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