Friday, June 15, 2012

Irish

17 comments:

My Dog Brewski said...

Angie's over there, next to Patty O'Furniture.

Stan da Man said...

Dated her in college, she became a heart expert by breaking tehm everywhere she went. Damn skinny redheads, anyway... >snif!<

TrickyRicky said...

I miss my old college sweetheart....Erin Go Braless.

Dan Mathewson said...

I had to keep fending off this one legged woman Eilleen and her Japanese cousin Irene.

Angry Hoosier Dad said...

Dan:
What do you call an armless & legless swimmer?
Bob.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@My Dog Brewski- Yeah, Patty always preferred to work outdoors.

@Stan da Man- And what's the deal where they hold their arms rigidly at their sides while their legs are flying in every direction?

@TrickyRicky- Hey, I remember Erin! She had acute angina...

@Dan Mathewson- I think I knew her sister, Peg.

@Angry Hoosier Dad- What do you call an armless & legless swimmer in a hot tub? Stu.

TrickyRicky said...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, who is nailed to the wall? Art

TrickyRicky said...

What do you call a guy with his legs cut off at the knees? Neil

TrickyRicky said...

What do you call TWO guys, both with no arms or legs, who are nailed to the wall on either side of the window? Curt an' Rod

OK, OK, I'll stop now.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@TrickyRicky- Have you met my armless, legless friend out by my front door? Matt.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Tricky Ricky- Armless, legless guy on top of a gift box? Beau.

TrickyRicky said...

@Stilton - Armless, legless guy at the beach? Sandy.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Tricky Ricky- Armless, legless guy with sarcastic parents? Able.

Armless, legless guy on the grill? Chuck.

Armless, legless guy who crawls on your furniture? Dustin.

Armless, legless guy used to prop up your car? Jack.

TrickyRicky said...

Enough...I give. Although there is an alternative answer to AHD's swimmer, in case someone answers Bob....you call him (rhymes with plucked).

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@TrickyRicky- Hey, I know that joke! (The one with the rhyming answer). Regarding the string of one liners, I ran out of ones I knew a while ago and had to start making up new ones by going through a list of names (though I must admit it was fun). I was particularly proud of "Dustin."

I may need to add an armless, legless kid to Johnny's world just to use some of these...

Anonymous said...

You guys missed a couple classics:

...on a pile of leaves: Russel

...at the bottom of a ditch: Phil

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Anonymous - I hadn't heard those! Sweet!