What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
Heh. I like Eileen's Japanese cousin Irene.
What was the name of the other leg?
When she left the clown she started dating an armless and legless swimmer named Bob.
@Readers- Serves me right for declaring open season on bad puns (grin).
I KNEW better than to click on the "comments" link.But I did anyway.OW.
She only dated taller men. She was a foot shorter than Creepster Clown.
Utterly tasteless alert - proceed at your own risk...AHD - was he friends w/ Art and Matt? Woman dumps her useless abusive boyfriend and runs an ad - "Wanted - a man who won't beat me, leave me, and is good in bed". Later, she answers the door, and there's a man w/ no arms / legs in a wheelchair. "I'm here about the ad" he says. She looks quizzical... "I've got no arms to beat you, no legs to leave you..." "Well, how do I know you're any good in bed?" "How the HECK do you think I rang the doorbell?"
Stan da Man that was good. Have to remember that.
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