Monday, September 10, 2012

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8 comments:

Dan Mathewson said...

Heh. I like Eileen's Japanese cousin Irene.

Pete(Detroit) said...

What was the name of the other leg?

Angry Hoosier Dad said...

When she left the clown she started dating an armless and legless swimmer named Bob.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Serves me right for declaring open season on bad puns (grin).

rickn8or said...

I KNEW better than to click on the "comments" link.

But I did anyway.

OW.

Bobo said...

She only dated taller men. She was a foot shorter than Creepster Clown.

Stan da Man said...

Utterly tasteless alert - proceed at your own risk...

AHD - was he friends w/ Art and Matt?

Woman dumps her useless abusive boyfriend and runs an ad - "Wanted - a man who won't beat me, leave me, and is good in bed".

Later, she answers the door, and there's a man w/ no arms / legs in a wheelchair. "I'm here about the ad" he says. She looks quizzical... "I've got no arms to beat you, no legs to leave you..."
"Well, how do I know you're any good in bed?"
"How the HECK do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Dan Mathewson said...

Stan da Man that was good. Have to remember that.