Friday, May 31, 2013

Screech

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8 comments:

Pete(Detroit) said...

At least it wasn't Lance getting his tail caught in the wheel again...

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Pete(Detroit)- Lance hates it when that happens.

John Robert Mallernee said...

ROFLOL ! ! !

Awww, Dr. Jarlsberg has gone and done it all over AGAIN!

Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!

Hardee, Har Har!

Westheim said...

I wonder what qualification that school nurse has. It's obviously not a well-rounded job training.

Maybe the school principal is male and there are other things about her that are well rounded...

TrickyRicky said...

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, MORPHINE, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

JustaJeepGuy said...

@TrickyRicky,
If only one could write with Slim Pickens' accent, huh?

TrickyRicky said...

@JustaJeepGuy,
One of the classic scenes in a great movie, even better than his riding the bomb to target with a rousing yee-haw.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@John Robert Mallernee- Thank you!

@Westheim- There is something stimulating about a cute sociopath in a crisp white uniform, isn't there?

@TrickyRicky- I couldn't read that without hearing a male chorus in the background singing the melody to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home." Which, now that I think of it, is pretty appropriate for a Johnny cartoon.

@JustaJeepGuy- I think it could be done, but it would be a pain to read: "FO-ar days con-sintrated E-mergency rasshuns..."

@TrickyRicky- And that IS a great scene in a great movie. Which reminds me, I really need to work "Precious Bodily Fluids" into a Johnny cartoon...