What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
"So, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and she's a witch, and we can BURN HER!!!!" / "Fair Cop" starring Officer Bobby...Wow, getting late, better stop the coffee...
I wonder if she has a license for that duck? Do ducks get rabies? If so, could they transmit it by biting, since they have no teeth? I keep picturing the Aflac duck foaming at the mouth.....good thing the Percocet is almost gone.
@Pete(Detroit)- Now I want to introduce a kid to the strip who was turned into a newt...but got better.@TrickyRicky- Sadly, there was a case of this not long ago. A couple was attacked by a mallard with a foaming bill, despite a man shouting a warning: "Duck! Rabid! Duck! Rabid!"Unfortunately, the man was Elmer Fudd and the ill-fated couple thought he was trying to figure out which hunting season it was.
I think the duck would have to break skin to effectively transmit the rabies, and if they do, you know where to send the bill... I think the path of transmission would be more likely through ticks or fleas... do ducks have fleas? They 'mite'... Stilt - Newt Boy - tough to work a joke in there that's NOT 'political'... (then again, not like 'he' ever got any better...)
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