What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
Just be careful not to contract Hippotitus. Si?
Sounds like the blind date I went on over the weekend - was told she had a model's figure - didn't realize that tutus and crocodiles needed models... http://vimeo.com/45556130(cut to the chase @ 10 min mark)
Saw an ad to the right of this comic, and it made me think... would Johnny ever read Ripley's Believe It or Cram It? Maybe after he's accused of having a "schlort".
@TrickyRicky- After a pun like that, I don't know how you can liver with yourself.@Stan da Man- Maybe she meant "model's figure" in the sense that you need to sniff airplane glue to get stuck on her.@Bruce- Johnny would indeed read the Ripley's Believe It Or Not Book of Human Oddities (which I stuck in that carousel wheel - in fact, all the book choices were mine). TRUE FACT: Somewhere in that battered collectable paperback, is a cartoon of ME which appeared nationwide in newspapers in 1971. Let's just say there's something about my anatomy which is atypical...The cartoon doesn't bear the name Stilton Jarlsberg, but a rose is a rose is a rose. Even a freakishly odd one.
@Stilton Jarlsberg,So, does your "atypical" anatomy match this story and the response to a grumpy person... "what did the large gonad say to the small gonad? 'my, we're a little TESTE, aren't we?'"AND, a rose by any other name still has thorns.
Bruce- The quality which makes me a human oddity is more along the lines of a physical talent than an unusually shaped or sized piece of anatomy. Not that I don't have those, too, but they haven't been cited in Ripley's.
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