Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Pets

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8 comments:

Stan da Man said...

Evidently, someone told her that "Teacher's Pets can just go to hell" and she extrapolated from there? What a viscous, nasty little person she is. Tragically, I've met the type. I have noticed that the main difference b/n enraged Islamist extremists and "turbo christian from hell" extremists seems to be teh sharpness of the blade, and frequency of its use....
New Motto - "Death to ALL Extremists!"

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Stan da Man- I want to make really clear that this little pain-in-the-rear keester is meant to represent only a special breed of self-serving types (ie, Westboro Baptist) and is not an endictment of Christians or anyone else who isn't an a&&hole. I happen to have very high regard for the good works of the church, and the many, many friends and family I have who practice the teachings of their faiths by helping others.

In the meanwhile, I sort of enjoy the juxtaposition of Evangelical Girl's arrogance talking about the afterlife while discounting what Johnny's (overworked) guardian angel has to say about the matter from firsthand experience.

And personally, I believe that if there's a Heaven, there has to be dogs there. Especially dogs like Lance.

Stan da Man said...

Agreed, Stilt - is why I used "Turbo From Hell" modifier.
Never hurts to be clear, however. Not so much a dog person, myself, but sure see your point.

Bruce said...

I heard a viscous [sic] rumor that Johnny's cousin Johnny Oppenheimer, is working on "The Lower East Side Project", where Oppenheimer postulates that the world can be depression-free when he collaborates with Albert Einfrankenstein who hypothesized the apocryphal formula "E=MCHammered".

JustaJeepGuy said...

@Bruce, that was a long way to go to reach back into the '80s! :-)(-:

Bruce said...

JJG,
My reach is what I'm known for, 'cause my legs are short. Like my dog said this morning, "Ya doo what you gotta doo", and I'm sure that is the appraisal of my humor, (on occasion).

JustaJeepGuy said...

I didn't realize that old saying was so specific. I thought the "do" referred to was more general. Who knew?

Bruce said...

JJG, The English would say your information deficiency was due to not being JustaLandRoverGuy... and the "doo" is actually more Second Lieutenant than general. Just dooing my part to get the word out.