What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
I was ruined for life when I was branded early on with the Lazy R U. the Yoda-like result has hampered my career development ever since.
My uncle once tried raising cattle. He named his ranch the Southeast Lazy Square Flying QQQQ. The ranch failed because none of the cattle survived the branding.
You know, if she ran it like a tattoo parlor, it'd be a nice supplemental income...
@TrickyRicky- Still, it's probably pretty handy for picking up women.@Gladorn- He should have called his ranch "The Semicolon" - the brand could have been an 18-wheeler right next to the keesterhole.@Stand da Man- Actually, I'll bet the idea would appeal to the old girl. I'll mention it to her.
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