Monday, October 28, 2013

Eyelashes

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10 comments:

TrickyRicky said...

That didn't work out too well for Tippi Hedren.....

It's No Gouda said...

No worries, the kid probably has "Angry Birds" on her i-phone. Heaven knows the munchkins think the damn phone has all the answers.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@TrickyRicky- As I recall, Tippi did okay - but Suzanne Pleshette didn't.

Stan da Man said...

How does one order Hungry Birds?

By the peck, of course!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Stan da Man- I salute you, sir.

Stan da Man said...

Thank you! And no worries, I won't send you a bill...

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Stan da Man- I was going to make a bill joke, but decided it would be fowl.

JustaJeepGuy said...

What unspeakably horrible disease has that poor girl contracted that takes away her eyelashes?? What has medical science done to combat that dread affliction? Where's the telethon for eyelashlossiosis? What's the real name of this disease???

Bruce Bleu said...

JustaJeepGuy,
It's called madarosis, and it's usually caused by Blepharitis or Alopecia areata. The likelihood of a telethon ranks with appendix transplants being covered by insurance.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Bruce Bleu- D'oh!! I totally posted an earlier comment about alopecia a bit earlier, but now it's gone. But yes, it's a real condition (I assume our girl in the cartoon is wearing a wig), and I think the telethon should happen on Halloween, because it's hair-raising. (rimshot)