What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
At least the crematoriums don't skim so much off the bill.
@TrickyRicky- That's because they believe in the milk of human kindness.
He'd like to be an organ donor, but he only has a piano
I'm trying to figure out how to make a joke referencing the fact that powdered dairy creamer is exceptionally flammable. But I'm also aware of the fact that the statute of limitations has not expired since I found out this little fact...
@Anonymous- I'm sure I made some sort of similar "organ donor" gag here once, but darned if I can remember it. Maybe I can beat my tendency to have senior moments if I find a matching brain donor...
@Gladorn- I'm not sure how to make a joke out of the flaming creamer either (wait, that may actually be a punchline...) but here's a fun short video of some kids who will probably be joining Johnny and his friends at the hospital.
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