What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
She is lying about the flood... But she is also lying about running for your life. She's just trying to get Johnny to take that wheelchair through the fire exit and down the stairs. She's gonna' video the results and post them on YouTube.
I bet she yells "flood" in a crowded theater.
I bet she'll be on Maury claiming Johnny's her baby daddy.
[Drum roll while Maury opens envelope]Maury: Johnny, [pause for dramatic effect]...you are NOT the father![Pathological Liar girl flees from stage, crying hysterically...]
Wahoo: With all of the medical problems that Johnny has, it's safe to say that the above is probably one of them.
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