Friday, January 23, 2015


johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, puppet show, porphyria, lycanthropy, subtitles


TrickyRicky said...

Stilton it seems that your inner MD is shining through today. Or perhaps Johnny checked out a medical text from the bookmobile this week.

Bruce Bleu said...

Stilton, I am torn about Johnny in this post. He is certainly Johnny Optimism with the employment of lyCANthropy instead of lyCAN'Tthropy in the show, but PORphyria instead of RICHphyria... methinks Johnny might be a bit depressed because he'd rather a "Quickie" motorized wheelchair.

Gladorn said...

Are you sure that Johnny is doing this puppet show? It sounds more like something that the girl with the medical book would be doing.

Sergio said...

I had rhinorrhea simultaneously with diarrhea - afraid to sneeze!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@TrickyRicky- It's possible that Johnny got a "Medical Word-a-Day" calendar for Christmas.

@Bruce Bleu- Johnny once had an electric wheelchair, but if he went more than six feet the plug pulled out of the wall. Sad, really.

@Gladorn- I think she's been giving Johnny script notes.

@Sergio- In such cases, if someone does sneeze the appropriate response is "Gesundtscheisse."

Bruce Bleu said...

The thought of a motorized wheelchair reminded me of a episode of "Sledge Hammer", (I think season one, episode 11-ish) where a guy used his chair to "jump start" Sledges car, and the boost from the alternator sent him across the parking lot at about 50MPH.