Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Tree

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, amputee, one leg, stand up comedy, tree surgeon

6 comments:

Westheim said...

That last joke left me stumped.

Bruce Bleu said...

I actually did say to a waitress "I guess you want me to leave you with a 15% tip." I then grabber her by the shoulders and leaned her to the side by about 7". (I left a 20% monetary gratuity.)

TrickyRicky said...

You need to leaf this kind of arboreal humor alone. It's the root of all puns.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Westheim- Ask Peg to explain it to you.

@Bruce Bleu- Geometry can be a great icebreaker with the ladies. If, of course, that's your angle.

@TrickyRicky- Sorry, you'll want to talk to our complaint department. They're in our branch office.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet he's pining away for that lost limb

pdwalker said...

You're a bad man and I must be too, because I completely lost it and laughed my head off with that last punch line.

Well played Sir, well played.