What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
He died of "natural causes". Even a fool knows it's "natural" to die from being bludgeoned in the skull with a "Jumbo Gorilla Bar".
As Henny Youngman once said, "Why do Jewish Men die before their wives do? Because they WANT TO!"
"Natural Causes" - but his head's been cut off, it's on the other side of the room!"yeah, and when his head was cut off, NATURALLY he died"....In the case of the late husband, I heard he was reading the manual for his new power drill, and it bored him to death...
This 'toon & the comments are hilarious. My grandmother (rest her soul) had a bird cage much like that, we still have it in the loft. The canary's name was Tweetie Bird & the highest, best use of the local newspaper was to serve under Tweetie. They're long gone now but that newspaper survives; it's not any better. Grandma was stout enough to out-live Granddad by ~23 years. He was a WW1 vet who got shot 3 times but made it back to have a huge influence on me. His shop was full of classic pin-up calendars which I think disappeared as soon as Grandma got home from his funeral. God rest his soul as well; I cherish the time with them.
I heard he died of asbestos. It took a long time to cremate him.
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