Friday, December 4, 2015

Late

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, love bird, suicide

5 comments:

Bruce Bleu said...

He died of "natural causes". Even a fool knows it's "natural" to die from being bludgeoned in the skull with a "Jumbo Gorilla Bar".

Sergio said...

As Henny Youngman once said, "Why do Jewish Men die before their wives do? Because they WANT TO!"

Stan da Man said...

"Natural Causes"
- but his head's been cut off, it's on the other side of the room!
"yeah, and when his head was cut off, NATURALLY he died"....

In the case of the late husband, I heard he was reading the manual for his new power drill, and it bored him to death...

Rod said...

This 'toon & the comments are hilarious. My grandmother (rest her soul) had a bird cage much like that, we still have it in the loft. The canary's name was Tweetie Bird & the highest, best use of the local newspaper was to serve under Tweetie. They're long gone now but that newspaper survives; it's not any better. Grandma was stout enough to out-live Granddad by ~23 years. He was a WW1 vet who got shot 3 times but made it back to have a huge influence on me. His shop was full of classic pin-up calendars which I think disappeared as soon as Grandma got home from his funeral. God rest his soul as well; I cherish the time with them.

Wahoo said...

I heard he died of asbestos. It took a long time to cremate him.