Wednesday, October 12, 2016

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9 comments:

TrickyRicky said...

There once was a newborn in York
Being taken home by a stork
They didn't get there
They were blown from the air
By a neighbor who thought them a drone.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@TrickyRicky- I'd argue about how well "drone" rhymes, only the guy has a gun.

It's No Gouda said...

At least it wasn't a Dingo. Cue Meryl Streep.

TrickyRicky said...

@Stilton-Yeah I kinda screwed the pooch with line 5. That will teach me to try to compose a limerick at 5:30 in the morning. I should have worked in a spork.

Bruce Bleu said...

Change the beak and the wings and this could be an "abDUCKtion".

Stan da Man said...

Bruce, the problem w/ Duck messengers was that the bills were too high...

Bruce Bleu said...

Standa, Leave it to you or Tricky to come up with a clever repartee, so I'll ask you, what does everyone want a lawyer to do that a duck CANNOT do?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Bruce Bleu- Drown?

Stan da Man said...

Bill fewer hours... (drop the bill)