Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Covet

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6 comments:

Stan da Man said...

Walter, always the optimist, knows full well Hortense is well tired of his flaccid Johnson.
He also knows full well he can give the Widow Johnson (next block over) a good hard time.

She is, after all, the Organ Player...

Ok, could not decide on funnier as 'she' or 'he'... input requested...

pdwalker said...

By George, a LOOPHOLE!

Thanks Man!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Stan da Man- Let's stick with "she."

@pdwalker- Glad to be of service!

Bruce Bleu said...

"Walter" has been quite a floral aficianado. He always says, "If I can't get roses on my piano, I'll settle for tulips on my organ!"

Gladorn said...

I don't covet my neighbor's wife. I already have a wife, and sometimes that is one too many.

pdwalker said...

Gladorn, never let the truth get in the way of a good punch line.

(I tried that loophole line on my wife and she punched me, win win!)