Monday, April 2, 2018

Jammed

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BONUS: ANNOUNCING THE NEW, OFFICIAL JOHNNY OPTIMISM T-SHIRT!


This actually isn't an April Fool's gag! Exclusively on Amazon.com you can now buy this beautiful, full color t-shirt featuring Johnny, Lance, and one of my most painful punchlines.

There's no faster or more stylish way to let the world know that you A) have a really strange sense of humor and B) don't give a darn what anyone else thinks.

Better still, if you buy now there's a good chance that you'll not only be the first one to order, but you might well be the only one to order! Which will make your shirt unbelievably valuable when culture mavens finally declare that Johnny Optimism is a mordant work of genius. Then again, it could also become a valuable rarity if I'm simply committed to a mental institution.

Which is, frankly, the more likely scenario.  -Stilton

Friday, February 2, 2018

Clothes

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If you're under 65 or so, there's very little chance you'll get this joke.

And while we're on the subject, Steve Allen was a freaking comic genius and a great man.