Monday, May 28, 2018

Fear

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I don't normally base these cartoons on actual news stories, but when I read that dentists can smell fear I pretty much didn't have a choice.

Of course, most people can smell fear if the terrified person has explosively filled their Fruit of the Looms.

Monday, May 21, 2018

Youtube

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Behind the scenes: there really IS such a video because I just posted it (though am not making the link public in the interest of good taste - which is a rarity for me).

And I'm definitely not making fun of people with seizure disorders; rather, the person in the video is me and I'm recording footage of conscious night time seizure activity I've been having recently (probably a side effect of a medication I'm discontinuing) in order to have documentation for my doctors.

But adding music to the video was done, as Pepe says above, strictly for style points. (grin)

Friday, May 18, 2018

Monday, April 2, 2018

Jammed

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BONUS: ANNOUNCING THE NEW, OFFICIAL JOHNNY OPTIMISM T-SHIRT!


This actually isn't an April Fool's gag! Exclusively on Amazon.com you can now buy this beautiful, full color t-shirt featuring Johnny, Lance, and one of my most painful punchlines.

There's no faster or more stylish way to let the world know that you A) have a really strange sense of humor and B) don't give a darn what anyone else thinks.

Better still, if you buy now there's a good chance that you'll not only be the first one to order, but you might well be the only one to order! Which will make your shirt unbelievably valuable when culture mavens finally declare that Johnny Optimism is a mordant work of genius. Then again, it could also become a valuable rarity if I'm simply committed to a mental institution.

Which is, frankly, the more likely scenario.  -Stilton