tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post6029289327693624529..comments2024-03-29T09:46:07.406-05:00Comments on Johnny Optimism: SomethingUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-77726565167130133662012-04-27T22:31:02.416-05:002012-04-27T22:31:02.416-05:00@Stan da Man- I can assure you that whatever may b...@Stan da Man- I can assure you that whatever may be growing in that petri dish, it's something interestingly bacteriological but not an STD of any kind.<br /><br />Then again, AIDS wasn't an STD until someone, somewhere got frisky with a gorilla... when what they REALLY needed was glasses.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-58532292967474651122012-04-27T22:11:31.915-05:002012-04-27T22:11:31.915-05:00Mmmmmm, takes me back....
I remember when "I...Mmmmmm, takes me back.... <br />I remember when "I want to share your diseases" was an acceptable proposition to swap spit and other bodily fluids (not that we REALLY wanted to 'share' THOSE diseases - in the words of Eddie Murphy "They USED to have VD - but penicillin, as painful as it was, would take care of that. Then they came up w/ Herpes - and you can't cure THAT sh*t. Now, they've got AIDS, which only they can't cure, but it Will KILL you! What's next? Some high-tech disease, you slip it in, and *boom* it just blows it right off you? "Hmmm, maybe I'd better get that checked" You, lokking down to where your manhood USED to be, "you THINK so, bi-atch?") <br /><br />But, at any rate, his romantic sentiments kinda took me back...Stan da Mannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-64106676354697462322012-04-27T09:01:09.217-05:002012-04-27T09:01:09.217-05:00@Shayne- It's the gift that keeps on giving.
...@Shayne- It's the gift that keeps on giving.<br /><br />@John Robert Mallernee- I'm proud to say that "SG Jarlsberg" is my wonderful daughter, who works in the healthcare industry - and I'll pass along your wishes to her!<br /><br />And as far as being in therapy, let's move directly to...<br /><br />@Angry Hoosier Dad- You're right. "Johnny Optimism" <i>is</i> my therapy. And I'm definitely not a high-powered rifle guy, but <i>could</i> easily end up in a clock tower with a bullhorn and a lot of banana cream pies to throw.<br /><br />And yes, I think "the worst way" is the only way Johnny and brace girl could get together. Then again, the vagaries of the human heart frequently surprise me.<br /><br />@TrickyRicky- Johnny's heart is too pure for that latter suggestion, although he might well leave her <i>another</i> organ if she needs one.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-744355617463082732012-04-27T06:12:07.091-05:002012-04-27T06:12:07.091-05:00Is he giving her something in his will......or wit...Is he giving her something in his will......or with his willy?TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-24882993185732473182012-04-27T04:35:07.368-05:002012-04-27T04:35:07.368-05:00@ John Robert...
This is Stilton's therapy. I...@ John Robert...<br />This is Stilton's therapy. If he didn't have this means to vent, he'd be in a clock tower somewhere with a high-powered rifle...right next to me.<br />It's clear to my sick mind that Johnny wants brace-girl in the worst way. Unfortunately, that's the only way he could have her.Angry Hoosier Dadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-27366732651319925412012-04-27T03:49:49.634-05:002012-04-27T03:49:49.634-05:00Dr. Jarlsberg:
Are you, "S. G. Jarlsberg&quo...Dr. Jarlsberg:<br /><br />Are you, "S. G. Jarlsberg"?<br /><br />If so, then, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"<br /><br />May you continue to be blessed with many, MANY more yet to come!<br /><br />By the way, today's comic strip was exceptionally humorous and psychotic.<br /><br />Have you been in therapy for very long?<br /><br />Thank you.<br /><br />John Robert Mallernee<br />Armed Forces Retirement Home<br />Gulfport, Mississippi 39507John Robert Mallernee, KB3KWS, in Vernal, Utahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03663667887010646435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-35550942961864083832012-04-27T00:09:13.723-05:002012-04-27T00:09:13.723-05:00And she deserves it, too!And she deserves it, too!Shaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02312584421727801374noreply@blogger.com