@Pete(Detroit)- Now there is a visual worth thinking about!
@Old Fort Howard Guy- On rare occasions, Johnny has visited Hope n' Change but it never goes in the other direction. Perhaps the one genuinely good thing in Johnny's world (other than faithful dog, Lance) is that there are no politics. A lot of days, it's easy to envy him.
Ha, that's so funny! I don't know how you can stay so consistently funny, but keep up the good work! Poor girl, things just have to start looking up for her, right?
There is a joke about a one-eyed prostitute, but I'm only crude enough to reference it, not to tell it. No doubt, Stilton knows that one. Perhaps he can clean it up somehow and convey it. I'm not that creative.
SPOILER ALERT!! Read no further if you don't want the joke "ruined". Stilton: You will get the gist of the joke if I tell you the punchline: As her client is leaving she says..."Come back again. I'll keep an eye out for you".
I can see that.
ReplyDeleteProbably creeps people out when she blows bubbles, too.
I thought for sure Johnny would have a tie-in to today's commentary over at Hope n' Change. Keep up the great work, Stilton!
ReplyDelete@Pete(Detroit)- Now there is a visual worth thinking about!
ReplyDelete@Old Fort Howard Guy- On rare occasions, Johnny has visited Hope n' Change but it never goes in the other direction. Perhaps the one genuinely good thing in Johnny's world (other than faithful dog, Lance) is that there are no politics. A lot of days, it's easy to envy him.
Besides just blowing bubbles, if her tear glands still work, she can make "water balloons" to throw at Johnny.
ReplyDeleteBobo, that's just sad
ReplyDelete(TEARS, son - SAD I say - that's a JOKE son)
Ha, that's so funny! I don't know how you can stay so consistently funny, but keep up the good work! Poor girl, things just have to start looking up for her, right?
ReplyDeleteThere is a joke about a one-eyed prostitute, but I'm only crude enough to reference it, not to tell it. No doubt, Stilton knows that one. Perhaps he can clean it up somehow and convey it. I'm not that creative.
ReplyDelete@Bobo- tear-filled gum bubble bombs? I'm not sure if that would be a condition or a super-power!
ReplyDelete@Stan da Man- Ladies and gentlemen, a big round of applause for Foghorn Leghorn!
@Velcro- I don't analyze where "funny" comes from... I just wait for it to happen and then write it down as quickly as possible.
@My Dog Brewski- No I DON'T know that joke, and now it's driving me crazy.
SPOILER ALERT!! Read no further if you don't want the joke "ruined".
ReplyDeleteStilton:
You will get the gist of the joke if I tell you the punchline: As her client is leaving she says..."Come back again. I'll keep an eye out for you".
@My Dog Brewski- I'm embarrassed; that's where I was STARTING so I was imagining punchlines far more appalling. And no, I'm not sharing.
ReplyDeleteBrewski - "Socket to me?"
ReplyDeleteNew meaning to the phrase 30 lashes?