Did you hear about the fat person who decided to blame the shampoo? Says right there on the bottle, "Adds body, builds volume" Their switching to Dawn, which promises to break up difficult fats, and lift them out of your way...
You KNOW you've created a particularly funny comic strip, because I copy and post it on my own web site, as well as print hard copies to give to the folks in our clinic.
@Pete(Detroit)- And then there was the poor devil with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder who couldn't get out of the shower because his shampoo said "lather, rinse, repeat."
@JustaJeepGuy- There's logic in Johnny's world. It's just sort of twisted out of recognition.
@Joh Robert Mallernee- High praise! Thank you, sir!
@Dan Mathewson- Good analogy! Like the Roadrunner cartoons, somebody is always taking a Wile E. Coyote-style injury, but nobody seems to end up worse for wear...and nobody gives up.
@ Stilton - I've been here the whole time, just haven't had time to always read the same day you post. Have two new grand-daughters to help occupy my time.
Hair, probably - she's changing product...
ReplyDeleteDid you hear about the fat person who decided to blame the shampoo? Says right there on the bottle, "Adds body, builds volume"
Their switching to Dawn, which promises to break up difficult fats, and lift them out of your way...
@Pete, You're searching for logic in Johnny's world. The word "pointless" comes to mind...
ReplyDeleteYou KNOW you've created a particularly funny comic strip, because I copy and post it on my own web site, as well as print hard copies to give to the folks in our clinic.
ReplyDelete@Pete(Detroit)- And then there was the poor devil with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder who couldn't get out of the shower because his shampoo said "lather, rinse, repeat."
ReplyDelete@JustaJeepGuy- There's logic in Johnny's world. It's just sort of twisted out of recognition.
@Joh Robert Mallernee- High praise! Thank you, sir!
@Stilt, I've heard someone say "I have CDO. It's the same thing as OCD, but with the letters in alphabetical order, like they should be."
ReplyDeleteI think I may be OCD or CDO.
ReplyDeleteI think I may be OCD or CDO.
I think I may be OCD or CDO....
@JustaJeepGuy- That's funny!
ReplyDelete@Bobo- That's scary! (PS: haven't seen you post for a bit. Nice to have you back!)
Of course there is logic in the strip. Just as there is cartoon physics in a Wile E. Coyote cartoon.
ReplyDelete@Dan Mathewson- Good analogy! Like the Roadrunner cartoons, somebody is always taking a Wile E. Coyote-style injury, but nobody seems to end up worse for wear...and nobody gives up.
ReplyDelete@ Stilton - I've been here the whole time, just haven't had time to always read the same day you post. Have two new grand-daughters to help occupy my time.
ReplyDeleteThanks for noticing my absence.