I wonder if she has a license for that duck? Do ducks get rabies? If so, could they transmit it by biting, since they have no teeth? I keep picturing the Aflac duck foaming at the mouth.....good thing the Percocet is almost gone.
@Pete(Detroit)- Now I want to introduce a kid to the strip who was turned into a newt...but got better.
@TrickyRicky- Sadly, there was a case of this not long ago. A couple was attacked by a mallard with a foaming bill, despite a man shouting a warning: "Duck! Rabid! Duck! Rabid!"
Unfortunately, the man was Elmer Fudd and the ill-fated couple thought he was trying to figure out which hunting season it was.
"So, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and she's a witch, and we can BURN HER!!!!"
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Wow, getting late, better stop the coffee...
I wonder if she has a license for that duck? Do ducks get rabies? If so, could they transmit it by biting, since they have no teeth? I keep picturing the Aflac duck foaming at the mouth.....good thing the Percocet is almost gone.
ReplyDelete@Pete(Detroit)- Now I want to introduce a kid to the strip who was turned into a newt...but got better.
ReplyDelete@TrickyRicky- Sadly, there was a case of this not long ago. A couple was attacked by a mallard with a foaming bill, despite a man shouting a warning: "Duck! Rabid! Duck! Rabid!"
Unfortunately, the man was Elmer Fudd and the ill-fated couple thought he was trying to figure out which hunting season it was.
I think the duck would have to break skin to effectively transmit the rabies, and if they do, you know where to send the bill...
ReplyDeleteI think the path of transmission would be more likely through ticks or fleas... do ducks have fleas? They 'mite'...
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