What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
That last joke left me stumped.
I actually did say to a waitress "I guess you want me to leave you with a 15% tip." I then grabber her by the shoulders and leaned her to the side by about 7". (I left a 20% monetary gratuity.)
You need to leaf this kind of arboreal humor alone. It's the root of all puns.
@Westheim- Ask Peg to explain it to you.@Bruce Bleu- Geometry can be a great icebreaker with the ladies. If, of course, that's your angle.@TrickyRicky- Sorry, you'll want to talk to our complaint department. They're in our branch office.
I'll bet he's pining away for that lost limb
You're a bad man and I must be too, because I completely lost it and laughed my head off with that last punch line.Well played Sir, well played.
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That last joke left me stumped.
ReplyDeleteI actually did say to a waitress "I guess you want me to leave you with a 15% tip." I then grabber her by the shoulders and leaned her to the side by about 7". (I left a 20% monetary gratuity.)
ReplyDeleteYou need to leaf this kind of arboreal humor alone. It's the root of all puns.
ReplyDelete@Westheim- Ask Peg to explain it to you.
ReplyDelete@Bruce Bleu- Geometry can be a great icebreaker with the ladies. If, of course, that's your angle.
@TrickyRicky- Sorry, you'll want to talk to our complaint department. They're in our branch office.
I'll bet he's pining away for that lost limb
ReplyDeleteYou're a bad man and I must be too, because I completely lost it and laughed my head off with that last punch line.
ReplyDeleteWell played Sir, well played.