@TrickyRicky- The poor man's bidet, jacuzzi, waterpik...
@Berferd- Probably both, though I have no problem buying Alka Seltzer at Kroger on a regular basis. Granted, it's not in the cool class tube with a screw-on lid anymore, nor does Speedy Alka Seltzer magically appear when I've got heartburn. But the product is still out there, and it's still fun to say "plop plop" when you drop the tablets in the water. Bonus: on Halloween, pop 'em straight into your mouth for bubbling rabies drool!
Or as they say in France, the poor man's bidet.
ReplyDeleteEither you are showing your age, or you know of the secret place to buy Alka Seltzer. In either case, keep it up!
ReplyDelete@TrickyRicky- The poor man's bidet, jacuzzi, waterpik...
ReplyDelete@Berferd- Probably both, though I have no problem buying Alka Seltzer at Kroger on a regular basis. Granted, it's not in the cool class tube with a screw-on lid anymore, nor does Speedy Alka Seltzer magically appear when I've got heartburn. But the product is still out there, and it's still fun to say "plop plop" when you drop the tablets in the water. Bonus: on Halloween, pop 'em straight into your mouth for bubbling rabies drool!
Add some cola to the bath and after the kid's finished we can clean my battery posts!
ReplyDeletePlease do give us an update when it's breast-feeding time.
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