There once was a newborn in York Being taken home by a stork They didn't get there They were blown from the air By a neighbor who thought them a drone.
@Stilton-Yeah I kinda screwed the pooch with line 5. That will teach me to try to compose a limerick at 5:30 in the morning. I should have worked in a spork.
There once was a newborn in York
ReplyDeleteBeing taken home by a stork
They didn't get there
They were blown from the air
By a neighbor who thought them a drone.
@TrickyRicky- I'd argue about how well "drone" rhymes, only the guy has a gun.
ReplyDeleteAt least it wasn't a Dingo. Cue Meryl Streep.
ReplyDelete@Stilton-Yeah I kinda screwed the pooch with line 5. That will teach me to try to compose a limerick at 5:30 in the morning. I should have worked in a spork.
ReplyDeleteChange the beak and the wings and this could be an "abDUCKtion".
ReplyDeleteBruce, the problem w/ Duck messengers was that the bills were too high...
ReplyDeleteStanda, Leave it to you or Tricky to come up with a clever repartee, so I'll ask you, what does everyone want a lawyer to do that a duck CANNOT do?
ReplyDelete@Bruce Bleu- Drown?
ReplyDeleteBill fewer hours... (drop the bill)
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