The western and eastern Steppes are 5,000 miles. Averaging would make a "Steppe" 2,500 miles. The miles of the journey must be symbolic, because this one would cover over 104 times around the Earth. I hope this ambulance company doesn't have an exclusive contract, or poor Johnny is screwed!
The journey of half a block starts with one step, too.
ReplyDeleteI guess Johnny will never be enrolled in a 12-step program.
ReplyDeleteIf he's being taken to Russia, he could travel a thousand miles in the same steppe
ReplyDelete@Sergio- Good one!
ReplyDeleteThe western and eastern Steppes are 5,000 miles. Averaging would make a "Steppe" 2,500 miles. The miles of the journey must be symbolic, because this one would cover over 104 times around the Earth. I hope this ambulance company doesn't have an exclusive contract, or poor Johnny is screwed!
ReplyDelete@JustaJeepGuy- As does my walk to the mailbox, which accounts for much of my daily exercise and excitement.
ReplyDelete@TrickyRicky- Yes, but Johnny could still go "on the wagon." Wheels are wheels.
@Sergio- You've just blown my mind.
@Bruce Bleu- I take it as a give that Johnny is screwed most of the time anyway. #YetHePersisted (grin)