Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Missing

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, surgery, x-ray, instrument, harmonica

11 comments:

  1. I hope that the surgeon can at least tell a clavicle from a clavichord.....

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  2. Hohner? He hardly knew her!!!

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  3. Good thing it wasn't a tuba, or it's larger cousin, the THREEba!

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  4. Wholly CARP Bruce, now I'm seeing a multi-belled monstrosity that needs a stand to hold it, as a human can barely get a hand in to work the valves... NOICE!

    Here I was, going w/ bagpipes, but a Threeba... OMFG!

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  5. Wahoo - like the knight and the lady, he offered his honor, she honored his offer, and it was honor and offer all knight?

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  6. What is the definition of perfect pitch?

    The sound of a banjo landing on a pair of bagpipes in the dumpster.

    Whelp, that's the extent of my music related jokes. Good night every one, try the veal it's delicious.

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  7. Why an X-ray?
    Because there is just NO WAY we can justify an MRI to insurance overseers.

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  8. @TrickyRicky- I'm sure there are some expensive tests that can help.

    @Wahoo- You know entirely too much about harmonicas.

    @Bruce Bleu- You're a glass half full kind of guy.

    @Stan da Man- I think a Threeba is the instrument we see on those Ricola commercials.

    @Gladorn- Your joke is fine, but I actually like both instruments. Preferably with a dash of didgeridoo.

    @Rod- Not to mention that an MRI might pull a harmonica out the hard way (ouch!)

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  9. @Gladorn: a related sentiment - Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: Someone who knows how to play the accordion ... and doesn't!

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  10. Standa, What's the difference between onions and bagpipes? Nobody cries when you cut up bagpipes!
    Gladhorn,
    EPIC! That's going in the "snarkpository" of humor!

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  11. @Gladorn
    "Good night every one, try the veal it's delicious."
    And don't forget to tip your waitress.
    (Or is that sexist?)

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