Stilton, Like when Inspector Clouseau responds to his disguise provider, "YOU ARE A GENIUS, BALLS!"... I had never considered the "adjustment" of original equipment to be the remedy for my diminutive appliance. How can I help augment your induction to the Smithsonian Rejoinder Museum, (and don't say it would be a "stretch" to think you belong there)?
Johnny's wish list is for a Hammond B3? Who knew he was so hep?
ReplyDeleteTrickeyRickey - and on THAT note..
ReplyDeleteyeah, I got nothing...
Well, nothing that doesn't involve Hillary...
I asked Santa for a shlong to replace my shlort! Sounds like there might be a little wait, but my hopes are high.
ReplyDelete@TrickyRicky- Now Santa just needs to find someone with a Hammond B3 who is on the "naughty" list.
ReplyDelete@Stan da Man- True story: Hillary has all of Vince Foster's organs in a cooler just in case she ever needs a transplant.
@Bruce Bleu- Just remember that you asked for it when you awaken with a team of reindeer tied to your shlort - and Santa cracks that whip...
Stilton,
ReplyDeleteLike when Inspector Clouseau responds to his disguise provider, "YOU ARE A GENIUS, BALLS!"... I had never considered the "adjustment" of original equipment to be the remedy for my diminutive appliance. How can I help augment your induction to the Smithsonian Rejoinder Museum, (and don't say it would be a "stretch" to think you belong there)?