Monday, September 24, 2018

Half

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8 comments:

  1. @M. Mitchell Marmel- Well, he is a whiz kid.

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  2. I'm just wondering... does a "Urologist" go through the same training as a "Myologist", Ourologist" and "Theirologist", and you forgot to include the "Realist" who sees the glass as completely full... half water and half air.

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  3. @Bruce: You sure it's WATER in the glass? We ARE dealing with a urologist, here. :D

    'Course, it COULD be Clan McGregor Scotch. From all accounts, telling that from a lab specimen is a tricky affair at best. ;D

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  4. @Bruce Bleu- And then there's the monologist who just keeps talking about the darn glass.

    @Fortescue J. Giraffe- Generally speaking, you can tell Clan McGregor from urine based on its temperature.

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  5. @Stilton: What happens if each are allowed to assume room temperature? The mind boggles at the potential for confusion. ;)

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  6. @Fortescue J. Giraffe- Still not really a problem. Just drink the one that draws the fewest flies.

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  7. @Stilton: I guess a proof test is out of the question. Burning gunpowder in either sample risks blowing up the entire neighborhood. ;D

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