@JustaJeepGuy- I swore a sacred oath that nothing bad will ever happen to Lance. Well, nothing permanently bad - if he gets sideways with a skunk, it's not my fault.
@TrickyRicky- Nope. Johnny is just pointing out to the nitwit nurse that A) dogs can't get measles and B) Johnny's not going to allow an idiot with a needle to poke his dog.
Kruschev was more "Old Pound Your Shoe on the Table", and Mr. Kinison, while a spectacular yell-er, was only 38 when he pulled a James Dean, so "old" hardly applies... ;-)
Lance can't get measles, right @Stilt? You promised!
ReplyDeletePlease don't tell me Johnny has gone anti-vaxxer on us.
ReplyDelete@JustaJeepGuy- I swore a sacred oath that nothing bad will ever happen to Lance. Well, nothing permanently bad - if he gets sideways with a skunk, it's not my fault.
ReplyDelete@TrickyRicky- Nope. Johnny is just pointing out to the nitwit nurse that A) dogs can't get measles and B) Johnny's not going to allow an idiot with a needle to poke his dog.
Well, I guess that's better than naming the dog "Mel Anoma".
ReplyDeleteJohnny has a hard time with dogs and shots ever since his last dog, "Old Yeller" ...
ReplyDelete@M. Mitchell Marmel- I am so stealing that joke!
ReplyDelete3M, the last guy to earn that moniker was Nikita Khrushchev, wasn't it? Oh, wait... maybe Sam Kinison?
ReplyDelete@Bruce:
ReplyDeleteKruschev was more "Old Pound Your Shoe on the Table", and Mr. Kinison, while a spectacular yell-er, was only 38 when he pulled a James Dean, so "old" hardly applies... ;-)