Peyronie's disease makes it difficult to go spelunking, unless you find the correct partner. May have been the inspiration for "don't let the rain come down" (crooked little man) by the Serendipity Singers
A young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and were settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the landlady met the man in the hallway. She said, "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your bride would like to have them?"
"I'll ask her," the young man responded. He opened his door and called out, "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?"
"Hey," she retorted. "If you show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going home to mother."
Peyronie's disease makes it difficult to go spelunking, unless you find the correct partner.
ReplyDeleteMay have been the inspiration for "don't let the rain come down" (crooked little man) by the Serendipity Singers
I seem to recall a rather naughty poem where the man's anatomy was clockwise and the lady's anatomy was counterclockwise...
ReplyDelete@sergio- Additional trivia: the condition was originally named by Dr. Peyronie, who was a boomerang collector.
ReplyDelete@M. Mitchell Marmel- Are you sure the poem said "clock"...?
Or maybe a turn of the wurst....
ReplyDeleteHow could Polish ravioli be a turn for the worse? Always kinda liked pierogis when we got them at the church suppers.
ReplyDeleteDoes the direction of curvature emulate one's political leanings?
ReplyDeleteI heard that the guy who discovered the disease got a plaque.
ReplyDeleteA young couple had just returned from their honeymoon and were settling down in their new apartment. Coming home from work one night, the landlady met the man in the hallway. She said, "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your bride would like to have them?"
ReplyDelete"I'll ask her," the young man responded. He opened his door and called out, "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?"
"Hey," she retorted. "If you show me one more trick with that thing, I'm going home to mother."
@Snark- Damn, wish I'd thought of that!
ReplyDelete@Dan- It's comments like yours that make urologists weep openly.
@TrickyRicky- If so, a group of naked guys could show who's leading in the poles.
@Ian- Unfortunately he couldn't hang it because all the nails were bent.
@M. Mitchell Marmel- HA!