Friday, August 16, 2019

TB

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, x-ray, to be or not to be, tuberculosis, mesothelioma, lungs

6 comments:

  1. SergioAugust 16, 2019 at 12:46 AM

    Me so horny. Kent with the Micronite (asbestos) filter refines away harsh flavor and your lungs

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  2. TrickyRickyAugust 16, 2019 at 7:13 AM

    TB or not TB, that is the congestion.
    Consumption be done about it?
    Of cough, of cough, but it'll take a lung lung time.

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  3. Kent WhiteheadAugust 16, 2019 at 7:56 AM

    Been a while since I've been the butt of a cigarette joke! Lucky I guess.

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  4. M. Mitchell MarmelAugust 16, 2019 at 9:45 AM

    Consumption Junction
    What's your function?
    Moving that phlegm
    Along the line now...

    See also: The Girl With Emphysema
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-wyCWE4kSk

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  5. DrDaveAugust 18, 2019 at 9:44 AM

    The Doc's a poet
    But doesn't know it
    Except for his feet
    And they show it
    They're Longfellows!

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  6. Stilton JarlsbergAugust 18, 2019 at 12:58 PM

    @Sergio- And "not a cough in a carload!"

    @TrickyRicky- You really exhale at making puns.

    @Kent Whitehead- It's all a matter of covering your ash.

    @M. Mitchell Marmel- Schoolhouse Rock left a lot of perfectly good subjects untouched.

    @DrDave- Well, you certainly can't get Whittier than that!

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