The "lead" in a pencil is graphite, a form of carbon. In a Democratic future, carbon will be banned. No pencil for you, unwashed deplorable. Apologies for getting "political". We'll be overrun with lab rats. No diamonds, either, except baseball diamonds!
Forgot his slide rule too I suppose?
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ReplyDeleteThe "lead" in a pencil is graphite, a form of carbon. In a Democratic future, carbon will be banned. No pencil for you, unwashed deplorable. Apologies for getting "political". We'll be overrun with lab rats. No diamonds, either, except baseball diamonds!
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