Monday, September 30, 2019

Tortured

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, fall, autumn, leaves, grim reaper, grin reaper, death

13 comments:

  1. M. Mitchell MarmelSeptember 30, 2019 at 1:28 AM

    Q: What do you call a boy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

    A: Russell.

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  2. SergioSeptember 30, 2019 at 2:12 AM

    OK, as long as we're on the topic of boys with no arms or legs, Q: What do you call 2 boys with no arms or legs holding the draperies over your window? A: "Curt n' Rod"

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  3. RodSeptember 30, 2019 at 5:49 AM

    There have been Polish, Italian, Blonde, Texas Aggie & Yo' Momma jokes; and I love 'em... but THIS is a no-class of quips. Kind of witty though; are they called Thalidomide jokes or
    Amputee-Hee's ?

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  4. SnarkSeptember 30, 2019 at 6:22 AM

    What do you call a boy with no arms or legs lying on the floor? A: Mat

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  5. Bruce BleuSeptember 30, 2019 at 6:47 AM

    Snark, What do you call a boy with no arms or legs in a pool of salt water... "Bob".

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  6. Stilton JarlsbergSeptember 30, 2019 at 6:58 AM

    @M. Mitchell Marmel- I thought I knew all the armless/legless jokes. I stand corrected.

    @Sergio- It's curtains for those guys! Curtains!

    @Rod- Amputee-hee's has a nice ring to it.

    @Snark- A classic.

    @Bruce Bleu- One of the originals, I believe.

    @Readers- What do you call an armless/legless guy who crawls across wood furniture? Dustin.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2019 at 7:05 AM

    And one laying in a ditch? Phil.

    Hanging on a wall? Art.

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  8. Kent WhiteheadSeptember 30, 2019 at 7:43 AM

    And one waterskiing? Skip.

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2019 at 8:47 AM

    A boy with no arms or legs at the beach? Sandy

    A boy with no legs below the knees? Neal

    Alternative answer to Bruce Bleu's question, if someone has the answer Bob?....Screwed.

    A woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
    If she's Asian? Irene

    Thanks, I'll be here all week, try the veal, be sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses.

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  10. TrickyRickySeptember 30, 2019 at 8:48 AM

    Sorry, goofed the Preview option. I will take "credit" for the anon above :-)

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  11. ringgo1September 30, 2019 at 12:07 PM

    What do you do with a dog with no legs?

    Take him for a drag.

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  12. Kent WhiteheadSeptember 30, 2019 at 8:28 PM

    What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyway.

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  13. Stilton JarlsbergOctober 1, 2019 at 7:53 AM

    @Readers- And how could we forget the armless, legless man who hides in your mailbox? Bill.

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