Monday, December 30, 2019

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7 comments:

  1. M. Mitchell MarmelDecember 30, 2019 at 2:42 AM

    I strongly suggest not buying Charmin the same way. Just sayin'.

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  2. Bruce BleuDecember 30, 2019 at 7:37 AM

    So how will Johnny know what day it is when he's straining his pasta... oh... wait.

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  3. TrickyRickyDecember 30, 2019 at 10:48 AM

    Has he reached the "not buying green bananas" point yet?

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  4. KateDecember 30, 2019 at 4:47 PM

    @M. Mitchell Marmel - Especially if you have a risk of dying from dysentery.

    @Bruce Bleu- A common mistake.

    @TrickyRicky- He hasn't, so hopefully they won't be plantain him anytime soon. And yes, I'm genuinely sorry I said that.

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  5. M. Mitchell MarmelDecember 30, 2019 at 5:11 PM

    @Kate: I don't think Johnny has Oregon down the Trail yet. As for the "Plantain" joke, well, there is a certain a-peel.

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  6. M. Mitchell MarmelDecember 30, 2019 at 5:12 PM

    @Bruce: Remember Xaviera Colander, the "Happy Cooker"?

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  7. DougMDecember 31, 2019 at 3:20 PM

    Tell me when I have only one week to live, Doc.
    Then I can skip doin' laundry

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