@M.Mitchell Marmel: I thought she was Japanese, you know, Eireen Dover. Ben Dover, hmmm, wasn't he a writer for "Car and Driver"? What about Joe Bob Briggs? Earl Pitts? I'll see myself out...
I forgot about the Reverend Bob Dobbs and the Church of the Subgenius. Also, Monolith Oil Company, "We want...your money". Anybody seen my Loosners Castor Oil Flakes with "glycerin-vibrafoam"? (It ain't no use if you ain't got the boost, the boost you get from Loosners!) I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your "wait person".
@M. Mitchell Marmel- She watches her weight because of pier pressure.
@Kent Whitehead- Men have been decked for puns like those.
@TrickyRicky- Seems likely, doesn't it?
@M. Mitchell Marmel- Here in the Dallas area, there is a financial radio show hosted by a Ben Dover. I've always thought that he must have had either the cruelest or dumbest parents on Earth.
@ringgo1- I may have to steal that "Irene" gag. And I got genuine goosebumps (really!) when you cited Loosners. I'm way overdue to listen to that again.
@M. Mitchel Marmel- I have nothing to add to that other than "Uh...Clem."
@ringgo1 & JustaJeepGuy- Okay, everyone's invited to my house for Firesign Theater, junk food, and Clan MacGregor!
@DougM- I bought a used cow and had to replace her rudder. (Okay, you won that round - and it wasn't even close!)
At least she's not portly.
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ReplyDelete"I bow to no one!" she said, sternly.
ReplyDeleteNow we know "brace girl's" real name...........Eileen!
ReplyDelete@Ricky: Eileen Dover! And her brother Ben!
ReplyDelete@M.Mitchell Marmel: I thought she was Japanese, you know, Eireen Dover. Ben Dover, hmmm, wasn't he a writer for "Car and Driver"? What about Joe Bob Briggs? Earl Pitts? I'll see myself out...
ReplyDeleteI forgot about the Reverend Bob Dobbs and the Church of the Subgenius. Also, Monolith Oil Company, "We want...your money". Anybody seen my Loosners Castor Oil Flakes with "glycerin-vibrafoam"? (It ain't no use if you ain't got the boost, the boost you get from Loosners!) I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your "wait person".
ReplyDeleteApologies to all...
I don't know why you people seem to think this is magic. It's just this little chromium switch here.
ReplyDeleteShoes for Industry!
Praise "Bob"!
Shoes for The People. Have some slack.
ReplyDeleteWhy, that's nothing but a two-bit ring from a Cracker Back Jox!
ReplyDeleteYayyy, nautical jokes!
ReplyDeleteI just taught my dog to heel.
@M. Mitchell Marmel- She watches her weight because of pier pressure.
ReplyDelete@Kent Whitehead- Men have been decked for puns like those.
@TrickyRicky- Seems likely, doesn't it?
@M. Mitchell Marmel- Here in the Dallas area, there is a financial radio show hosted by a Ben Dover. I've always thought that he must have had either the cruelest or dumbest parents on Earth.
@ringgo1- I may have to steal that "Irene" gag. And I got genuine goosebumps (really!) when you cited Loosners. I'm way overdue to listen to that again.
@M. Mitchel Marmel- I have nothing to add to that other than "Uh...Clem."
@ringgo1 & JustaJeepGuy- Okay, everyone's invited to my house for Firesign Theater, junk food, and Clan MacGregor!
@DougM- I bought a used cow and had to replace her rudder. (Okay, you won that round - and it wasn't even close!)
If she listed to Port it would explain why she's so unstable and why her breath smells like grapes.
ReplyDeleteFunniest thing about the Bozos sketch was that they were crying to the effigy of President Reagan about jobs...
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