As the Wizard of Id once told his wife, who informed him she was going to the "eye doctor","we shouldn't refer to doctors by the part of the body they treat -- otherwise, we might not have any proctologists"
TrickyRicky - Yes, but more clearly, or less... True story, had to tell the guy 'they're both pretty blurry' >But this is from your existing prescription! 'Yeah, never could see crap with these glasses... ' Had to start from SCRATCH on that trip... got better glasses, tho!
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
ReplyDelete1 or 2? 3 or 4? 5 or 6?
Coincidentally, I got cataract surgery on my left eye on December 18th. I will have the right eye done on February 12th.
ReplyDeleteI will start 2020 with 20/20.
And my husband wants to know why I’m giggling this early in the morning 😆
ReplyDeleteAs the Wizard of Id once told his wife, who informed him she was going to the "eye doctor","we shouldn't refer to doctors by the part of the body they treat -- otherwise, we might not have any proctologists"
ReplyDelete@MMM- I see what you did there.
ReplyDeleteTrickyRicky - Yes, but more clearly, or less...
ReplyDeleteTrue story, had to tell the guy 'they're both pretty blurry'
>But this is from your existing prescription!
'Yeah, never could see crap with these glasses... '
Had to start from SCRATCH on that trip... got better glasses, tho!
I asked my wife how come she didn't "get" my jokes any more and she said she was "going blonde".
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