Monday, July 13, 2020

Flatlining

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, surgeon, cardiac massage, massage, scented oil, new age music

5 comments:

  1. ...I'm reasonably sure I DON'T want to know what a "cardiac happy ending" involves.

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  2. @MMM- The mind boggles.

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  3. Pipe in some Bee Gees music ‘staying alive, staying alive’

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  4. @M. Mitchell Marmel- Let's just say that when you hear the word "clear," you'd better not be wearing your blue dress...

    @TrickyRicky- Don't it, though?

    @Bobo- Good idea. If they play "Orinoco Flow," the patient will just sail away, sail away, sail away...

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  5. I was a professionally trained massage therapist - until I got a computer support gig that paid not (quite) as much / hour, but had regular hours, benefits, paid time off - you know, all that REAL job shit. I sold out, in a heartbeat.
    I say all that, so when I say this cartoon is FUH-KNEE, you'll appreciate the professional perspective..

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