3M - have fun, and remember that the bottle of Clenpiq comes with a free souvenir plastic juice glass you can treasure forever. I use mine to serve younger guests, just to watch their older parent's reactions.
Plus, after you're all examined, the nice nurse comes by and helps you fart. That is truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
You can ask to see your own video if you're really twisted. I declined.
I haven't done the full colonoscopy because I did the sigmoidoscopy once and the preliminaries were more than enough for me. There was a TV monitor right in front of my face for it and I didn't bother to watch. I'll probably die of colon cancer but at least I have my dignity...besides, the warning about the possibility of "perforation" really made me wary.
@MMM: thanks for the song. I sent it to several friends and a nephew. During recovery after my last colonoscopy, with the wife and mother-in-law present, I asked, "Is it raining? I heard thunder." (They did laugh.)
Hey Hey Ho Ho
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Had To Go
Hey Hey Ho Ho
Johnny's Immune System
Had To Go
In honor of my colonoscopy today:
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3M - have fun, and remember that the bottle of Clenpiq comes with a free souvenir plastic juice glass you can treasure forever. I use mine to serve younger guests, just to watch their older parent's reactions.
ReplyDeletePlus, after you're all examined, the nice nurse comes by and helps you fart. That is truly a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
You can ask to see your own video if you're really twisted. I declined.
Actually, I rolled my own with lemonade Kool-Aid and Miralax powder. When chilled, it was almost drinkable.
ReplyDeleteDidn't see the video, but they gave me a couple of stills of the two polyps they found (removed after the happy snaps were took)...
I'm farting quite well on my own now, thanks.
ReplyDeleteI haven't done the full colonoscopy because I did the sigmoidoscopy once and the preliminaries were more than enough for me. There was a TV monitor right in front of my face for it and I didn't bother to watch. I'll probably die of colon cancer but at least I have my dignity...besides, the warning about the possibility of "perforation" really made me wary.
@MMM: thanks for the song. I sent it to several friends and a nephew. During recovery after my last colonoscopy, with the wife and mother-in-law present, I asked, "Is it raining? I heard thunder." (They did laugh.)
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