@TrickyRicky- Well, Friday the 13th appears to have come and gone with a cataclysm, though maybe we'll find out that the super-volcano just started building its final head of steam on that day...
@M. Mitchell Marmel- I'm getting tired of waiting for the SMOD. Just our luck, it may not even hit!
@DougM- In an airport, I once saw a young man standing outside a public restroom holding a violin case. Moments later, Henny Youngman came out and took the violin, and off they went. It's not much of a story, but at least I tell it quickly.
@Bobo- Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?! "The backstroke."
Friday the 13th in the year of our misery 2020?
ReplyDeleteYellowstone super volcano blows today.
Guaranteed.
Bon Voyage.
GO SMOD GO!!!
ReplyDeleteAs for the cafeteria:
"Do you serve crabs here?"
"We serve anybody. Have a seat."
Henny lives!
ReplyDeleteWaiter! There’s a fly in my soup!
ReplyDeleteShush, or everybody will want one.
@TrickyRicky- Well, Friday the 13th appears to have come and gone with a cataclysm, though maybe we'll find out that the super-volcano just started building its final head of steam on that day...
ReplyDelete@M. Mitchell Marmel- I'm getting tired of waiting for the SMOD. Just our luck, it may not even hit!
@DougM- In an airport, I once saw a young man standing outside a public restroom holding a violin case. Moments later, Henny Youngman came out and took the violin, and off they went. It's not much of a story, but at least I tell it quickly.
@Bobo- Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?! "The backstroke."
Stilt,
ReplyDeleteA "young man" with Youngman?
Almost missed that one
@DougM- Oops, that wasn't intended! I guess I should have said a personal assistant. Who was young. And, um, a man.
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