How is Congress like a wolf that just ate a duck? Soon, they'll both pass a big bill. Speaking of DC: The team formerly known as "Redskins" ought to be renamed "Foreskins" due to the screwing the donkey denizens have given us for decades.
Being a trained observer, I just now noticed that your maple leaf background transmogrifies, down near the bottom, into what looks like Canada's new national leaf.
Been that way long? Supplementing the Clan MacGregor?
@MMM: The first redneck says, "Them are ducks." The second redneck replies, "Them are not!" The first redneck says, "Oh yes they are. 'Seem them wings?" The second redneck replies, "Well, I'll be, them ARE ducks!"
ReplyDeleteYeah, let's see what the duck says next Friday. Can he stick to a New Year's resolution for a week?
Well, you know how it is in Texas. Some people just NEED killing...
ReplyDeleteTake Mr. Duck to DC. It's a target rich environment.
ReplyDelete@Snark: But those aren't people. They're swamp creatures.
ReplyDeleteWith that, what say we leave the political chat to Stilton's Place, eh? :)
How is Congress like a wolf that just ate a duck? Soon, they'll both pass a big bill. Speaking of DC: The team formerly known as "Redskins" ought to be renamed "Foreskins" due to the screwing the donkey denizens have given us for decades.
ReplyDeleteI bet I can take that damn duck. Bring it on quacker!!
ReplyDeleteUsual for whom?
ReplyDeleteBeing a trained observer, I just now noticed that your maple leaf background transmogrifies, down near the bottom, into what looks like Canada's new national leaf.
ReplyDeleteBeen that way long? Supplementing the Clan MacGregor?
A brief "Redneck" conversation:
ReplyDelete1) "MR DUCKS"
2) "MR KNOTT"
1) "OSAR, CM WANGS"
2) "LIB, MR DUCKS"
I'll see myself out...
@Ringgo: Gesundheit. Now, once more in the King's English, si vous plait?
ReplyDelete@MMM: The first redneck says, "Them are ducks."
ReplyDeleteThe second redneck replies, "Them are not!"
The first redneck says, "Oh yes they are. 'Seem them wings?"
The second redneck replies, "Well, I'll be, them ARE ducks!"
@Ringgo: OIC.
ReplyDelete@Readers- Fun comments, as always! Ringgo1's anecdote reminds me of similar wordplay I learned from my Mom about 60 years ago:
ReplyDelete1: Does ABCD goldish?
2: MRO goldfish!
1: OSAR!
2: DLAR! MR sunfish!