The Bells of Hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling For you but not for me: Oh! Death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling? Oh! Grave, thy victory? If you meet the undertaker, Or the young man from the Pru*, Get a pint with what's left over, Now I'll say good-bye to you.
The Bells of Hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
ReplyDeleteFor you but not for me:
Oh! Death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling?
Oh! Grave, thy victory?
If you meet the undertaker,
Or the young man from the Pru*,
Get a pint with what's left over,
Now I'll say good-bye to you.
*Prudential Life Insurance
Or, at least keep up with the blood pressure meds. I know it's tough these days.
ReplyDeleteI said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears. ”
ReplyDeleteHe said, “Don't answer it!”
(Kripes, I can't remember passwords, but I can remember Henny Youngman jokes)
@Doug: Don't you have Caller Ear-D?
ReplyDeleteSo, she's saying he's a ding-bell?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I got nothing.