What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
Some people have hemorrhoids. Others are just plain assholes.
The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
I remember a recurring column in National Lampoon called humorrhoids. Does that make me old?
@TrickyRicky, no, BEING old makes you old. Like me.
As the well-over-100 Old Timer said: Being born a long time ago is what makes you old.
Comments, condolences, and "Get Well" wishes are all welcomed. Please refrain from political comments - this strip has enough misery already!
Some people have hemorrhoids.
ReplyDeleteOthers are just plain assholes.
The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
ReplyDeleteThe taste.
I remember a recurring column in National Lampoon called humorrhoids. Does that make me old?
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ReplyDelete@TrickyRicky, no, BEING old makes you old. Like me.
As the well-over-100 Old Timer said: Being born a long time ago is what makes you old.
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