My wife had a recent "invasive" procedure at a medical facility in Colorado Springs which has "prep bags" named "The Cheek Boutique", "Fine Arse Center", "UP YOURS, and we mean that literally"; then as a calming benefit there is a refreshment area called "The Bottoms Up Cafe" with offerings such as "Starbutts Steamer", "Lights Out Latte", "Moon Me Mocha", "Brewed Awakening", "Wake Me Before You Go 'Joe'", "Reflux Deluxe", "Derriere Delight" and "Get up and Go Cocoa" which are also offered to the designated drivers. The levity made it a bit more enjoyable for her.
The preparation is an ordure ordeal. As The Ramones might say it, "I wanna be sedated", don't worry you will be! It will be a hassle for your a$$ho!*. Relax and take it like a certain type of man.
My wife had a recent "invasive" procedure at a medical facility in Colorado Springs which has "prep bags" named "The Cheek Boutique", "Fine Arse Center", "UP YOURS, and we mean that literally"; then as a calming benefit there is a refreshment area called "The Bottoms Up Cafe" with offerings such as "Starbutts Steamer", "Lights Out Latte", "Moon Me Mocha", "Brewed Awakening", "Wake Me Before You Go 'Joe'", "Reflux Deluxe", "Derriere Delight" and "Get up and Go Cocoa" which are also offered to the designated drivers. The levity made it a bit more enjoyable for her.
ReplyDelete@Bruce- Now that's funny. I wish my colonoscopy shop in Lakewood were less sterile, in the humor sense, not literally.
ReplyDeleteThe preparation is an ordure ordeal. As The Ramones might say it, "I wanna be sedated", don't worry you will be! It will be a hassle for your a$$ho!*. Relax and take it like a certain type of man.
ReplyDeleteOh ho ho, I see what you did there, lady. :D
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ReplyDelete@Bruce, Which facility might that be? If I were to break down and get 'scoped, I might be willing to go to there.