A Johnny Carson "Carnac" joke I could never use: Answer - Apache, Cherokee, and Arapaho. Question - Name 2 Indian Tribes and describe Lil'Kim. Used to LUV doing Carnac, I had a wonderful Ed Mc Mahon to assist me!
To "quote" Jay Silverheels, "what you mean 'WE', Paleface?". What kind of car does Elizabeth Warren drive? A "Siouxbaru". If Queen Latifa was an indigenous American, what tribe would she belong to? Arapaho. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (I was in a restaurant with friends and when the bill was delivered I stood up and held the shoulders of our waitress, who had a good sense of humor and sarcasm, and then moved her to the side about 15 degrees. I remarked "now nobody can say I didn't tip the waitress".)
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A Johnny Carson "Carnac" joke I could never use: Answer - Apache, Cherokee, and Arapaho. Question - Name 2 Indian Tribes and describe Lil'Kim. Used to LUV doing Carnac, I had a wonderful Ed Mc Mahon to assist me!
ReplyDelete>self deleted Kamala / Warren joke, but you would have liked it<
ReplyDeleteOtherwise she would be spot on.
ReplyDelete"How!" "Scrambled!"
ReplyDelete@Sergio: Heyoooooo!
ReplyDeletePregnant Native Princess to the Chief: “How.”
ReplyDeleteChief to the pregnant Native Princess: “Me know how. Me wanna know who.
ReplyDelete@Bobo, I only went halfway there. I shoulda stayed home.
@Readers- Good stuff! I guess my reservations about this one were unfounded.
ReplyDeleteTo "quote" Jay Silverheels, "what you mean 'WE', Paleface?".
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of car does Elizabeth Warren drive? A "Siouxbaru".
If Queen Latifa was an indigenous American, what tribe would she belong to? Arapaho.
I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (I was in a restaurant with friends and when the bill was delivered I stood up and held the shoulders of our waitress, who had a good sense of humor and sarcasm, and then moved her to the side about 15 degrees. I remarked "now nobody can say I didn't tip the waitress".)