Sung roughtly to the tune of 'the ants go marching', VERY roughly ;)
When I was eight days old my son To-Rah, To-Rah When I was eight days old my son, Tor-AH, Tor-AH The rabbi came with a great sharp knife I surely thought he would take my life But all he took was... A little bit off the top
Thank you, thank you, tip your waitress, try the veal.
So after 50 years of practice, the mohel retires. The whole time he'd been saving the snips in brine. So he takes barrels of them to his friend the leather worker, hey, see what you can do.
Two weeks later he goes back, and his pal gives him a nice little wallet.
A wallet? I saved foreskins for 50 years and all you can make me is a wallet???
Hey, don't worry. Rub it a few times and you get 6 pieces of luggage.
A guy's watch stopped and he happened to see a shop with a clock outside and went in to get it fixed. The man inside said 'I'd like to help you but I'm a Mohel" "Then why do you have a clock hanging outside ?" "What should I be putting there ?"
So it's a de-bris?
ReplyDeleteThen there was the Mohel who went broke. Put a sign out, "All circumcisions, half off."
ReplyDeleteSung roughtly to the tune of 'the ants go marching', VERY roughly ;)
ReplyDeleteWhen I was eight days old my son To-Rah, To-Rah
When I was eight days old my son, Tor-AH, Tor-AH
The rabbi came with a great sharp knife
I surely thought he would take my life
But all he took was...
A little bit off the top
Thank you, thank you, tip your waitress, try the veal.
I would be circumspect about a circumcision by that guy.
ReplyDeleteSo after 50 years of practice, the mohel retires. The whole time he'd been saving the snips in brine. So he takes barrels of them to his friend the leather worker, hey, see what you can do.
ReplyDeleteTwo weeks later he goes back, and his pal gives him a nice little wallet.
A wallet? I saved foreskins for 50 years and all you can make me is a wallet???
Hey, don't worry. Rub it a few times and you get 6 pieces of luggage.
ReplyDeleteSo his name is known; is anyone puzzled about the nature of his game?
@JustaJeepGuy- Pleased to meet you!
ReplyDeleteHear about the mohel who circumcised elephants?
ReplyDeleteThe pay wasn't good, but the tips were big...
A guy's watch stopped and he happened to see a shop with a clock outside and went in to get it fixed.
ReplyDeleteThe man inside said 'I'd like to help you but I'm a Mohel"
"Then why do you have a clock hanging outside ?"
"What should I be putting there ?"
Q: What did the mohel say after his hand slipped?
ReplyDeleteA: "Well, it won't be long now!"