Good thing I live n Colorado...I know, in Texas, a bad pun is a hanging offense. I heard that someone asked the cook at a BBQ restaurant if he was an accredited pork preparer, and he replied, "Yes, I'm a certified Shoat Order Cook." The mob took him away, and no one has seen him since...
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwe.
ReplyDeleteThat was baaaaad...
ReplyDeleteWool, this cartoon makes me feel sheepish.
ReplyDelete@Kent Whitehead- A double! Well-played!
ReplyDelete@Gee M- Shear folly on my part.
@TrickyRicky- Are you suggesting that I should take it on the lamb?
ReplyDelete"I thought it was a cow," he said sheepishly.
Is that a Tom Swifty?
@JustaJeepGuy- "Is that a Tom Swifty," said JustaJeepGuy, making a novel suggestion.
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ReplyDeleteThe Tom Swifty is an obscure art form. I'm glad to see that it isn't quite as obscure as I had imagined, @Stilt.
Good thing I live n Colorado...I know, in Texas, a bad pun is a hanging offense.
ReplyDeleteI heard that someone asked the cook at a BBQ restaurant if he was an accredited pork preparer, and he replied, "Yes, I'm a certified Shoat Order Cook."
The mob took him away, and no one has seen him since...
@Gee M- That's quite the curly tale...
ReplyDeleteEwe all should be ashamed of yourselves.
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